hogman-the-intruder:

when u know somebody is lyin

ruinedchildhood:

kylos-manbun:

When it’s days past the nsfw ban and there’s still pornbots everywhere

stockhlmsyndrome:

5:00: oh boy Chinese food

5:05: I ate way too much Chinese food

5:10: oh boy leftover Chinese food

goblinparty:

thisbibliomaniac:

annabellehectorworldofweird:

Somebody asked their grandma to pose for this meme

and she did a great job!!!

dannydino11:

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

0mpx:

Logging into tumblr today

koalatea:

your mom is named mom…my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but i think we’re related